Big day
I mailed off the last few items for my application for grad school! Whoop whoop! I'm gonna celebrate by not crashing a bike on my face. As my buddy Eric put it, "it's good to set achievable goals."
In other face news, I've decided to become a moustache farmer. The visible wounds are right in the Hitler zone, so I figured I needed to make some facial hair decisions until I am able to shave my whole face again. For whatever reason I decided to celebrate my inner 70's porn star and grow the 'stache. I'm also letting the soul patch grow back; for whatever reason, it's significantly wider than it was the many years I had one. I've been shaving it for about three years now, but before that it was probably over a decade that I'd had at least the patch and sideburns. I'm sure the regular shaving is why the patch has spread.
Last bit of face-related ephemera: I regained the ability to whistle a few days ago. Momentous.
Finally, just a (much belated) thought on the whole Myanmar thing: does anyone else find it downright hilarious (in an incredibly offensive way) that the Bush administration has come down so hard on the government of Myanmar for their mishandling of the official response to a natural disaster? And their unwillingness to allow foreign aid workers into the country to help? I mean... whaaaaaaa??? It doesn't matter that you're right! New Orleans is STILL fucked up, and you're giving some other country shit about how they responded to a catastrophic disaster?!? Go eat a bowl of dicks. Seriously.
Speaking of New Orleans, there's a new ride they have there called "The Katrina." You drink a hurricane and get blown behind a dumpster.
Whaaaaaaaat? Still too soon?
And now I will distract you from that terribleness with a bit of Get Your War On:
What's really funny about this is that my gram doesn't trust answering machines. She's down with the digital clocks though.
In other face news, I've decided to become a moustache farmer. The visible wounds are right in the Hitler zone, so I figured I needed to make some facial hair decisions until I am able to shave my whole face again. For whatever reason I decided to celebrate my inner 70's porn star and grow the 'stache. I'm also letting the soul patch grow back; for whatever reason, it's significantly wider than it was the many years I had one. I've been shaving it for about three years now, but before that it was probably over a decade that I'd had at least the patch and sideburns. I'm sure the regular shaving is why the patch has spread.
Last bit of face-related ephemera: I regained the ability to whistle a few days ago. Momentous.
Finally, just a (much belated) thought on the whole Myanmar thing: does anyone else find it downright hilarious (in an incredibly offensive way) that the Bush administration has come down so hard on the government of Myanmar for their mishandling of the official response to a natural disaster? And their unwillingness to allow foreign aid workers into the country to help? I mean... whaaaaaaa??? It doesn't matter that you're right! New Orleans is STILL fucked up, and you're giving some other country shit about how they responded to a catastrophic disaster?!? Go eat a bowl of dicks. Seriously.
Speaking of New Orleans, there's a new ride they have there called "The Katrina." You drink a hurricane and get blown behind a dumpster.
Whaaaaaaaat? Still too soon?
And now I will distract you from that terribleness with a bit of Get Your War On:
What's really funny about this is that my gram doesn't trust answering machines. She's down with the digital clocks though.
posted by the_pope_of_chilitown at 11:21 PM
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